Rodney Carrington

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

When I was little, there were three channels.

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

Making new petroleum should be as simple and straightforward as brewing beer.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.